If you see me in few weeks, and it looks like my right arm is way buffer than my left arm, then you are probably right. Our jogging stroller is waaaay out of alignment, and the only way to keep it from constantly veering left is to bear down on the right. Ugh.
If you see Bubba and me out and about, and he doesn’t have any shoes on, then know that he had them on when we left the house. He insists on going barefoot these days, and he can get there in about 5.2 seconds.
If I pass on your homemade dessert or that third piece of pizza, then assume that I’m still sticking with the diet I’ve been attempting since Sunday. The last time I stuck to any sort of plan, I was still nursing….it’s amazing how many more calories that affords you!
If I can’t figure out a way to get Chica to stop picking her nose and eating her boogers (AHHH!) soon, then she will most definitely become THAT KID. An extreme amount of shame hasn’t really done any good….I need a new tactic. How did we get here?!?!?!?
If both (or even just one) of my kids manage to become well-adjusted adults in spite of me plastering TMI all over the internets, then I’ll be amazed.
If you lay down next to Bubba to try to get him to fall asleep, then expect to be kissed on the mouth at least 20 times. I pity his future wife.
If it takes an hour to get both kids to fall asleep, then it becomes really obvious what to spend my last 150 calories on before bed…wine and chocolate.
If I write a really random if-then post, then I hope my friends will leave me a comment with their best if-then of the day!