Note to self:
Please, for the sake of your own sanity, ask the kids for their Christmas wish list in November. Preferably before the day you go shopping.
A Tired Santa
Every year it’s something. At two it was a Spider Man ball and at three, a skateboard. Last year it was a scarf. This year, we got a handwritten list the last week of school. As in this week. As in after Santa has completely finished all the shopping.
And every year Santa manages to pull it off. Barely. The tiny finger skateboard instead of the full size one she was expecting didn’t go over so well, but it happened at least. Rose’s in the Plaza turned out to be a great place to get a scarf on Christmas Eve….while she waited in the car. This year the list has been a bit more challenging. Here’s the rundown:
1. Spider Girl Costume: So, who knew there even was a Spider Girl anyway? Chica, apparently. I considered making one. For about 17 seconds. Ha. Hahahahaha. I owe all my thanks to Jay and Amazon for this one.
2. Rainbow Dash: The list says, “Pegasus.” I sure hope this is the same thing as Rainbow Dash…?? Anyway, during one of our stops at Michael’s over the last month, Chica spotted a stuffed version of her most favorite pony. Despite multiple methods of coercion from her (begging, whining, shaming, etc.), we didn’t walk away from the store with this toy. Thankfully she has a gracious Nana who was willing to go back to the store and rescue Rainbow Dash this week.
3. Wishbone: Seriously? Where does she get this stuff? She wants a real wishbone. Like from a turkey. This week we happened to buy a whole chicken already cooked from Fresh Market when my mom was here visiting. When I saw the list, I thought I had the wishbone covered. Welllll, Jay never saw the list. So, while fixing leftovers one evening, he called her in the kitchen to offer her the wishbone. They broke it together, and she made a wish. Still not sure whether I can count this list item as covered. We’ll see.
4. Elements of Harmony: Definitely didn’t know what this was. Her first couple of attempts to explain it to me were rather vague too. So, like any other clueless Santa, I took to Google. Turns out the Elements of Harmony is some sort of book of necklaces from My Little Pony that contain magical powers. There are six different elements, each with a different color and symbol. Amazon failed me on this one…this is not something I could buy. (Second note to self…I need to pitch this idea to some toy maker and get rich so that next Christmas I can afford a personal shopper to pull off this increasingly difficult Santa stuff. Errr…I digress.)
So I realize full well that at some point Santa can’t pull off every wish that will be on the list. But my wheels started turning, and Nana’s wheels started turning, and we knew Rachel would be here soon to help. We decided to just make the crazy thing.
I’m not going for a Pinterest-worthy how-to post, but in case you ever need to pull off a similar stunt, here’s how we did it:
1. Pour a glass of wine. Or in our case, three glasses. Put the extra in the downstairs refrigerator because you’ll probably need it.
2. Gather the materials: A box disguised as a book, fake jewels, Velcro, scrapbook paper, scissors, ribbon, felt, glue, paintbrush, etc.
3. Get your husband to use fingernail polish remover to rub the shiny finish off the back of the jewels while he watches football. He won’t fuss as much about having to participate if he’s distracted by the game and manly conversation.
4. Get your mother-in-law to search her amazingly huge collection of scrapbook papers for the necessary shapes: star, diamond, lightning bolt, balloon, butterfly, and apple. Be prepared, however, that even if she has 1,290,387 pieces of paper, you may still have to draw a few freehanded.
5. Get your sister-in-law to cut out the shapes and modge podge them to the back of the jewels.
6. While they do the hard parts, you can work on creating the necklace from felt and ribbon. You can also line the box with more cool paper from her huge collection. Then you can do the dangerous part of hot gluing the Velcro to the jewels and the box. Be prepared to get burned. It’s obligatory when using a hot glue gun.
7. Remind yourself many times that, in spite of how much fun you’ve had creating this one of a kind gift, your five year old may open the box and immediately pick up on one important fact: the real Elements of Harmony have 6 necklaces and hers has one with interchangeable jewels. Be prepared for the worst reaction, and then you can be happily surprised if she loves it.
8. Be sure to hide all of the evidence of your late night craftiness. This includes deleting the pictures from your iPad after you blog about it!
SO excited about Christmas morning now. I know that the gifts are not what it’s all about, but I just can’t wait to see her reaction. I know that there is this small window in her little life where the magic is still very real. I plan to enjoy that with her as long as I can. I’ll let you know how it goes.
Oh…and Lynchburg friends…
I’ve still got one more thing to check off the list so that Santa can be 4 for 4. Anybody cooking a turkey before Christmas? : )