Students are people too. Their moms get cancer and their grandfathers die and their parents make bad choices. Cut them a little slack when you can.
If you have a temporary crown, you should not eat Hot Tamales.
If your temporary crown pops off, Vaseline apparently does the trick to stick it back on.
Oatmeal, when left on the table for a day, can be substituted for glue or even cement. (No conclusion yet as a substitute for the Vaseline in the above situation.)
Four year olds know when you try to shorten a book by turning two or three pages at once. In the end it only makes the whole thing take longer.
Four year olds, however, are still magically delighted with the most simple of Valentines. $2 = Too much fun.
Thirty year olds with two kids should not stay up until midnight night after night. This is hazardous to their health.
Even if you attempt to stall by writing a lame blog post, the dirty dishes will still be there. Ugh.