The Only Things Bubba Won’t Throw Off His Tray
Mac & Cheese
Peanut Butter Captain Crunch (Thanks, Jay.)
Words I Think Bubba Said On Purpose Today
Fashion Advice I Received Before Tonight’s Event
Mother In Law–Wear the gold sweater.
Lori–Suck it up, and wear the heals.
Accessories I Borrowed From Mother In Law For Tonight’s Event
Long, gold necklace
A fancy watch that doesn’t work
Reason I Didn’t Wear Makeup Tonight
I couldn’t find it
Items Still On My Dresser
Box of band-aids
The tie to my robe
A bag of rocks
Almost empty tube of lotion
A Tupperware container holding my jewelry
A top to some mysterious, missing tin
The Next Three Gifts On My List of 1000 (#22-25)
The kind of babysitter that makes you want to stay out a little later because you know your kid is having fun.
My students’ parents.
What I’m Praying For